So smooth... so blurred!
'Fortunately it still takes a very long time.'
Hundreds of thousands of Americans have been put on alert for a major volcano which could erupt anytime.
The 'space brolly' has nothing to do with 'dimming the sun' by blocking clouds either.
One claimed to be a victim of statutory rape, while another claimed to be a Black man who did not support Black Lives Matter.
'I then drove one hour, paid for parking, and found an empty M&S.'